You're obviously a funny guy and like to be the centre of attention so why don't you take up magic tricks, or juggling or to be a mime....
Or better yet! Become a clown!!
play guitar, play golf, swim, run, jog, walk, jump, hop, skip, play football, play soccer, play baseball.
get a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever, im sure that will sort you out.
or you could play tennis!
can't live well without a goal !
ill give ya sum advice.
start lovin henin:D